Trust Me, I am an ENGINEER.
TRUE THIS!

The Flying Cockroach. Bow.

TRUE THIS!

The Flying Cockroach. Bow.

OMG this.  I die. :))))))))

OMG this.  I die. :))))))))

I wish I knew how to quit you.

Just saw Brokeback Mountain (2005).  A beautiful movie for Valentine’s day.  Let me share to you guys my favorite lines of the characters in the movie.  I salute Ang Lee (director), Jake Gyllenhaal (Jack) and the late Heath Ledger (Ennis) for doing such a masterpiece. 5 stars. 10/10.  Sure love conquers all.

Jack Twist: You know what, friend? This is a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation. You used to come down so easy, now it’s like seein’ the Pope. 

Ennis Del Mar: Jack, I gotta work. I mean in them earlier days I just quit the job. You forget what it’s like being broke all the time. You ever hear of child support? I’ll tell you this, I can’t quit this one, and I can’t get the time off. It’s hard enough getting this one. The trade off is August. You got a better idea? 

Jack Twist: I did once. 

Ennis Del Mar: You did once. You ever been to Mexico, Jack Twist? Because I heard what they got in Mexico for boys like you. 

Jack Twist: Hell yeah, I’ve been to Mexico, is that a fucking problem? 

Ennis Del Mar: I’m gonna tell you this one time, Jack fuckin’ Twist, an’ I ain’t foolin’. What I don’t know - all them things that I don’t know - could get you killed if I come to know them. I ain’t jokin’. 

Jack Twist: Yeah well try this one, and I’ll say it just once! 

Ennis Del Mar: Go ahead! 
Jack Twist: Tell you what, we coulda had a good life together! Fuckin’ real good life! Had us a place of our own. But you didn’t want it, Ennis! So what we got now is Brokeback Mountain! Everything’s built on that! That’s all we got, boy, fuckin’ all. So I hope you know that, even if you don’t never know the rest! You count the damn few times we have been together in nearly twenty years and you measure the short fucking leash you keep me on - and then you ask me about Mexico and tell me you’ll kill me for needing somethin’ I don’t hardly never get. You have no idea how bad it gets! I’m not you… I can’t make it on a coupla high-altitude fucks once or twice a year! You are too much for me Ennis, you sonofawhoreson bitch! I wish I knew how to quit you

Ennis Del Mar: [crying] Well, why don’t you? Why don’t you just let me be? It’s because of you Jack, that I’m like this! I’m nothin’… I’m nowhere… Get the fuck off me! I can’t stand being like this no more, Jack. 

Source: IMDb

Things change. Friends leave. Life doesn’t stop for anybody
I vow to seriously love you, in all your forms, now and forever. I promise to never forget that this is a once in a lifetime love.
Leo (Channing Tatum), The Vow
Dear future wife,  I want our son/s to be as cute as them. Dear future son/s, Now you’ll get a preview of what you would look like. Love, Dad

Dear future wife,  I want our son/s to be as cute as them. Dear future son/s, Now you’ll get a preview of what you would look like. Love, Dad

If you live by 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day. So I never have to live without you.
Winnie the Pooh
I die.  This is another EPIC from 9gag.  

I die.  This is another EPIC from 9gag.  

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!
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